volume 1 →
Our 2009 EP is available from the iTunes music store. Physical CDs are for sale at shows only. If you're far away from a show and want a disc, please email us and we'll figure something out. Thanks for your support!
fight night at rodeo dodo →
Released in 2005, our first full-length album is available from the iTunes music store. You can also buy the CD from cdbaby.com.
music for babies
The Telephones' 2002 debut EP is now out of print.
Some folks say it sounded just like minotaurs weeping.
apparel →
We just updated the designs and cut prices over at our Internet t-shirt hut.
Purchasing just one of these garments will provide you with an appearance upgrade equivalent to $5,000 worth of cosmetic surgery.
